A brief trip through the Best of Louisville archive.
Canceled Categories
Some past categories don’t make sense anymore (and maybe never did?). Others — well, we wouldn’t want somebody following our advice about the Best Cosmetic Surgeon or Best Hospital ER.
Just some past categories that didn’t make the cut this year.
Best VHS Rental Shop
Best Mission Food
Best Magazine Stand
For the record: That’d have to be Carmichael’s? It’s just that, in some instances, Best actually now means Only?
Best Salad Bar
Best Bagels
Unless we’re talking a direct flight from SDF to NYC?
Best Candlelit Dinner
Best Senior-Living Residence
Best Smokiest Restaurant
Best Travel Agency
Best Cellular Phone Company
Best Place to Duck Dance
Best Oriental Restaurant
Best Ethnic Restaurant
The very American chain Tumbleweed won this poorly worded category in ’92.
Best Best-Looking Louisvillian
Best Sensual Groceries
Best Use of Guy Wires in a Theatrical Production
This one went to Southeast Christian Church’s Easter Pageant in 1999.
Best Malodorous Drive
Best Local Subdivisions to Live in If Your Ancestors Came Over on the Mayflower
Best Local Subdivisions to Live in If Your Ancestors Came Over (the Mountains) in a ’59 Ford Pickup
Best Most Missed Louisville Landmark
Gus Ballard’s shed behind his house in Schnitzelburg won this one in 2000.
’86 and Still in the Mix


In 1986, the illustrated giraffe was for the Louisville Zoo, which was the Best Place to Take Children, a category we headlined: Kiddie-Catchers. Like the zoo, here are winners from the first Best of Louisville issue that are still with us.
Best Hamburger
W.W. Cousins, which has won the category a total of 10 times.
Best Interior Design Firm
Hubbuch and Co.
Best Fitness Centers
YMCA
Best Mall
Oxmoor
Best Neighborhood Bar and Best Brunch
Bristol Bar and Grille
Best Bakery
Heitzman
Best Pizza
Impellizzeri’s
Best Men’s Store
Rodes
Best Tourist Attraction
Churchill Downs
Best Local Festival
Kentucky Derby Festival
Best Florist
Nanz and Kraft, which has won the category every single time we’ve run it, a total of 17 times.
86’d ’86
And just five of the winners from the first Best of Louisville issue that are now gone.
Best Bookstore
Hawley-Cookie
Best Nightclub
Phoenix Hill Tavern
Best Women’s Store
Byck’s
Best VHS Rental Shop
Video Madness
Best Romantic Restaurant
Casa Grisanti
Cover Controversy
And the most controversial Best of Louisville cover…

Cover subject went by the BBQ Cowboy. A reader wrote in to say, “I was taken aback. His hand seems to have been caught in a meat grinder! Just an appalling and simply gross cover.”
Pearce Pierced
…Muhammad Ali died June 3, 2016, days before we were going to press with the 2016 Best of Louisville issue. We scrapped whatever we’d planned and instead had photographer Chris Witzke shoot boxing gloves in the shape of heart.
Letter from Dan